About this shit
some shit about me
Before running my business full-time, I was a firefighter and later served as a public information officer for a government agency. I’ve been riding motorcycles for 15 years.
This website started as a hobby as I constantly come up with random product ideas, so I decided to create a single spot to share them. If something catches your eye and you want to buy it, it’s here for you.
Random? Crap?
Shirts, accessories, tips, and unexplainable brain farts straight to your screen. No theme. No plan. Just chaos.
LLC = Legit Laughable Company
Yes, this is an actual LLC. The government stamped it, which means I can legally sell you dumb stuff. America, baby.
Shop Like a Dictator
Buy something and you’re not just a customer... you’re apart of my shitposting lore. Congrats!
my other ventures
Municipal Core
Government CMS & SAAS Company
The Tennessee Website Company
Full Scale Digital Marketing Agency
My brain spits out random crap 24/7, but maybe yours does too.
If you’ve got a weird idea, a funnyproduct concept, or just wanna cook up some chaos together—hit me up.